"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"
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could you please put your crying kid on vibrate
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Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica
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I couldn’t stop smiling.
oh fuck das smooth as fuck
Creative kid. More creative mom.
fucking idiot got owned
when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just
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